Your vibe-coded app shipped. Now it needs to actually work.
30-day program to fix security holes, tech debt, and AI-generated code issues before your funding round.
Every sprint is spent fixing broken things
Team spends more time debugging than building
New features break old ones
Tech debt growing faster than revenue
€24,900 total investment
Cohort starts March 1, 2026
30 days to a codebase that doesn't fight you
We stabilize what AI built, fix the critical stuff that's keeping you up at night, and give you the foundation to actually scale.
Technical Assessment
We find what's slowing you down, costing you money, or about to break. You get a ranked list of what matters with honest effort estimates.
Deliverables
Stabilization
We fix what's actually hurting you: security holes, performance killers, and the parts that break every release.
Deliverables
Ongoing Strategic Support
Bi-monthly calls to keep your tech decisions on track, plus Slack access when you need a second opinion.
Deliverable
We know exactly what you're facing
We're not consultants who read about AI challenges in reports. We're founders and engineers who've shipped with AI tools and helped founders deal with the aftermath.
Former SaaS founder (18 years in tech). Built and scaled B2B products from zero multiple times. Experienced the pain of technical debt during rapid growth and fundraising cycles firsthand. Now helps AI founders avoid the expensive mistakes he made by fixing codebases before they derail funding rounds.
Technical specialist with deep expertise in AI-generated code patterns. Has stabilized dozens of rapidly-built codebases suffering from AI tool velocity collapse. Expert in security remediation, performance optimization, and turning AI-assisted prototypes into production-ready systems.
⚡ The Squad
We go all-in as a squad, not as solo consultants.
We bring in specialists from our team when needed:
DevOps engineers
Infrastructure optimization
Security specialists
Penetration testing
Performance engineers
Database scaling
Frontend specialists
UI/UX fixes
All included in the fixed price. No surprise bills.
What it costs
30 days to stop firefighting and start shipping again.
The Full Rescue
What else you get:
How is it paid?
Payment structure:
- €5,900 upfront (Week 1: Assessment)
- €9,500 after Week 1 (if you decide to continue)
- €9,500 after Week 4 (if goals met)
- €0 for Months 2-3 ongoing support (included)
Money Back Guarantee
Applications close February 22nd
What founders say
"Working with Alan was always highly professional and characterized by a friendly tone. Our expectations were consistently exceeded!"
Sergej Markwart
Spadeluxe
"The technical due diligence report saved us from a bad acquisition. Thorough, honest, and delivered faster than expected. Worth every cent."
Managing Director
Venture Studio
"Our AWS bill dropped 40% after the cost optimization review. The async workflow fits perfectly with how we operate. No unnecessary meetings, just results."
Non-Technical CEO
SaaS Platform
"I must highlight Dario's above-average capabilities, his tireless spirit of research and innovation, his technical rigor, his charisma for leadership, and his clear vision when making future decisions."
Ariel Schabas
Falabella
"I haven't met a more focused and accurate person in architectural decisions and constant research in my entire career. Very professional and cordial with colleagues across all teams."
Fernando Ariel
Banco de la Nacion
"Dario has a very clear technical vision, capable of solving any challenge. When many would say 'it can't be done,' Dario says 'we'll figure it out.'"
Martin Godoy
Ever Safe
Common questions
How is this different from hiring a technical consultant?
Why not just hire a senior engineer or fractional CTO instead?
What's your track record?
Do you write code as well?
What if this doesn't work for my specific tech stack?
What happens after I join the waitlist?
Do I need to give you access to my code?
How do I legally protect my code when giving you access?
How many spots are available in the first cohort?
What if I don't make it into the first cohort?
Why should I join the first cohort?
How does payment work?
How does the Stabilization guarantee work?
What happens after the 3-month program ends?
What if I don't want to continue after the assessment?
I'm not sure if this is a good fit for me, can we have a chat?
How quickly can we get started?
Ready to stabilize your codebase?
Join the waitlist for our 30-day rescue program.
▸ RESPONSE TIME: 24-48 HOURS ▸ CAPACITY: LIMITED